3 Old Ladies
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> Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
> One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in
> my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I
> need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
>
> The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
> landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way
> up or on my way down."
>
> The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that
> problem; knock on wood!" as she rapped her knuckles on the table,
> then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"