HEY guys these are some jokes in English
i hope that u will like it
1-
A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he
had failed the maths test.
His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"
The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said
'3 x 2 is 6'."
"Well, that's right" said his father.
The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"
"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.
The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that's
why I failed the maths test.
2-
A man was walking along a river bank (the land at the side of a river
is called a bank) when he saw a man walking along the opposite bank.
He called across, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"
The other man looked confused and shouted back, "You're on the other
side of the river already."
3-
how do you make holy water??? boil the hell out of it!!!
THE NEXT JOKES IS ABOUT BLONDES SO IF ANY BLONDE GIRL READ IT DONT BE MAD OK? IT IS ONLY A JOKE.LOOOOOOOOL
4-
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven
5-
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
6-
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy
7-
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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