A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the
bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling
hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
eloped With my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings
and Tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer
in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it For us and his friends, who are providing
us with all the cocaine and Ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS
cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day
I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's
report card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!
Everything will be alright in the end.
If it's not alright, it's not the end yet!
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send this to ur moms when u get into trouble, Lo0o0oL and thank me later ;p
Peace out
Rose