when women say:
> > > >
> > > >Yes = No.
> > > >No = Yes
> > > >Maybe = No.
> > > >We need = I want.
> > > >I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
> > > >We need to talk = I need to complain.
> > > >Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
> > > >Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
> > > >Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
> > > >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
> > > >Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
> > > >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
> > > >Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
> > > >It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
> > > >How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really
>not
> >
> > > >going to like.
> > > >
> > >
My Best Wishes
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