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when women say:
> > > >

> > > >Yes = No.

> > > >No = Yes

> > > >Maybe = No.

> > > >We need = I want.

> > > >I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

> > > >We need to talk = I need to complain.

> > > >Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

> > > >Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

> > > >Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

> > > >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

> > > >Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

> > > >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

> > > >Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

> > > >It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

> > > >How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really

>not

> >

> > > >going to like.

> > > >

> > >

My Best Wishes

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