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قديم 14-01-2003, 07:52 AM   رقم المشاركة : 1
Wad al-wed
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- DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.


- BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

- ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.

- RUMOR: News that travels more than the speed of sound.

- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.

- DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

- FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

- OPTIMIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

- DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.







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