Definitions
 

Definitions


- DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.


- BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

- ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.

- RUMOR: News that travels more than the speed of sound.

- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.

- DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

- FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

- OPTIMIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

- DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Awesome wad!
I like that one…*e
Haa haa haaa sure thing*3
Always happens
Thanx ever so much wad al wed*6

Thanx sander
 

You know some thing this one i think the best one


SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


You see nice one yeah?

Yeah that's a good one*e

U R welcome
 

Yes angelitta and thanx for your words but i think you need to tell us which one from the list u like the most

good luck*w

good selction

thanx man

keep it up




hammam

I liked the atomic bomb and the doctor

What about you?
 

Thanx hammam and you shoog for ur comments but we need to know which one you guys like or the best one

Ok angelitta u have selected good one 2 thanx
*w