Definitions
- DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.
- BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
- ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.
- RUMOR: News that travels more than the speed of sound.
- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.
- DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
- FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- OPTIMIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
- DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.