WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY TEACHER:
>
> TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
> STUDENT: Seven.
> TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
>
> STUDENT: Nine.
> TEACHER: That's impossible.
> STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
>
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>
> TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North
> America. GEORGE: Here it
> is!
> TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered
> America?
> CLASS: George
>
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>
> TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have
> today that we didn't
> have ten years ago.
> WILLY: Me!
>
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>
> SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
> BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
>
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> TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
> STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
> TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you
> didn't?
> STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I
> don't expect you to
> keep yours.
>
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>
> TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you
> are.
>
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> HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I
> didn't do?
> TEACHER: Of course not.
> HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
>
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>
> TEACHER: Why are you late?
> WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign?
> WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>
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>
> TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's
> paper.
> JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
>
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>
> GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
> TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can
> give you.
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