The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home!
He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:
"CAREFULL - CAREFULL!!! MORE OIL - TURN THEM - TURN THEM NOW - WE NEED
MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK - CAREFULL - CAREFULL!!! TURN THEM
- TURN THEM - HURRY UP - ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL - USE
MORE SALT - THE SALT!!!!"
The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you
yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replies:
"This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me!!!" :pp