If you're cleaning your keyboard, but only have to clean "Ctrl", "Alt", & "Delete" keys
If you get tired of your screen changing so you change your desktop to the blue screen of death
If your operating system is 50 percent error messages
If you can find 5 or more ways to do the same simple function
If you add 128M memory to your system, and go from 30 percent free to 25 percent
If easter eggs are the highlight of the operating system
If your installation CD has more than 200M of advertisements
If you add a 3D video card so you can see the "page fault error" dialog box in a new way
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