Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while
>they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly
>jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there.
>Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled
>Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act
>he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now
>considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Jim the news
>he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
>being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the
>life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news
>is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in
>the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
>Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry."