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uknowme79 24-03-2004 10:29 AM

No he didn't
 
THE LOVING HUSBAND
>
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
> to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003
> models. I saw one I really liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$60,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is
> back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
> astonishment.
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"





Wad al-wed 24-03-2004 04:05 PM

Hi there
 
Loool ,,that was funny but in the same time if mobile was belonge to TIGER WOOD *3 I think he can affored all of her list

good one thanx

take care

عشــ صامت ــق 25-03-2004 12:13 AM

hi

i wanna to ask u

why u describe

the woman as

mony savage

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go0od & funny subject

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Quiet Love
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عــشـــ صامت ـــــق........

SaDnEsS 25-03-2004 12:23 AM

MMMMM

uknowme79
i know
wat
u
mean
loooool
but is`nt
his phone
really funny
but we
womens
love
2buy alot of stuff
and we cnt save any
tnxz for
the
lovely
chat

sadness

Completely Lost 25-03-2004 05:21 AM


loooooolooolollollololllooool
it was funny really ..
Nathel {{ *w

thanx so much ..its nice from u



!!2

uknowme79 27-03-2004 08:59 PM

Thank you all...that was just a joke...I'm not saying anything against women...god knows we can't live without them no matter what they do wrong, they still cute

SaDnEsS 07-04-2004 04:17 PM

i know u
cnt say anything about women
if am here
loooooool
jokin
loooooool
<<good one
thnxz

uknowme79 11-04-2004 09:15 AM

:)
Don't be so sure sadness, you might be surprised...loool j/k..thanks for being here


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