I was barely sitting down when I heard a voicefrom the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men'srestrooms at a rest stop, but I don't know what got intome, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doing Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking thisis too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get outas fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figuredI could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...
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"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,there's an idiot in the other stall who keepsanswering all my questions, bye!"