منتديات الـــود - Definition Part 2

This is 2nd part of DEFINITAION I hope u guys like it

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at
one end & a fool at the other.
> 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

> 3. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
> 4. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
> 5. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
> 6. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

> 7. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
> 8. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

> 9. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

> 10. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

> 11. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

> 12. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
> 13. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
> 14. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

> 15. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

> 16. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails

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