Wad al-wed ** Really very intresting topic **

Well let me try and answer some of these tough Questions hmmmm

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
U see Sassy is the real Expert about thses issues so i have to leave him the first Q to answer

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Well cuz they try to open their eyes as much as they can to put this thing with less damage so they need to concentrate and they can't do that when their mouth's shut llooll

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

The're too busy predecting the lucky numbers to the rest of the Idiots...

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
To inable us to always rememebr to abbreviate the looong words . )) useless try )) .....

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
huuuuuum i'v always wondered about that ,,, so im leaving it to our Expert again SASSY (( i really like to leave him the hard ones as always )) tough champ



Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Cuz we always end at where we started some how ,, (( god im smart )) hehe

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?

So SNOBS can kill us braaaaaaaaging about their dishwashing liquids ,, and who cares what they drink anyways .. (( vengence ))

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Cuz when he first started he was BROKE then after he invested our MONEY he became the SMART guy

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
cuz we all want to get to our destination at the same time so we end up at the slowest time of the day instead ..

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

umm i asked my cat and she miaaaaawd to me that ( she only like cartoos raaaaaaaats but never the real taste


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

The Chineese people no doubt about thaat , cuz they like dog food ( so i'v heard ) yuuuuuuuuukcs ,, but plzzzzzzz no one tells them , i dont want to be suied for thaaaat llooll

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

So they can have the pleasure of killing the criminal again if he ever survived the first shot hehe

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

So Federal Agents have work to do when a plane crashes .

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
huuuuuuum another science fection thing and of course i will leave it to the Pro Sassy ,, (( god he's traaaaaapped )) heheh

hy are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
To sell more and to make people commit suicide faster llooll

if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Most definetly ,, coulden't agree more ..

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
Cuz for some passengers it could be the last thing they will ever see,, so its their terminal destination indeed ..

Wad al-wed I really enjoyed your topik

Good work ,,,, Thanks