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Hi guys
i said for men only
ok
i've warn u

it is a poem called i am glad i am a man

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
And when I do drink I don't end up in tears
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early
And when you ask why get all bitter and surly

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences into the sack

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery

I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you

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