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A girl once was confessing to a Priest...

Girl: "Forgive me father for I what have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of the bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of the bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of the bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his, you know what into my, you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his, you know what into her, you know where)

Girl: "OH YES FATHER, OH YES FATHER, OH YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"