منتديات الـــود - Emarati Guy's Advice To Emarati Girls!

Guys no offence its just some thing funny came to me through E-mails so i thought i share it with you all
>1. Ladies, please stop enlarging your lips with dark lip-liners,
we
>know the difference!
>2. Highlights, blond, and short hair makes you look like JACKIE
>CHAN, so please spare us such looks.
>3. Colored lenses (specially green, blue, red and purple) makes you
>look like a "Ga6wa", so stop wearing them.
>4. Wearing a belly ring labels you as a bitch, so stop wearing short
>blouses with a floating "abaya" while walking in City Center.
>5. Stop dressing up for STARBUCKS, it's a coffee place for Allah's
>sake!
>6. Stop putting too much foundations from MAC, it won't make you
>look whiter!
>7. If you're wearing a Hejab, "light make-up" and tight jeans
>contradicts your Hejab, and if you're not wearing one, please do
>since only your loved ones will appreciate your beauty.
>8. Stop RACING GUYS on the road. You can't even park your cars for
>God's sake.
>9. Going to City Center, Burjuman and Wafi on week-ends for no
>reason at all won't get you decent husbands.
>10. Stop plucking out your eye-brows and excuse it by saying it's
>"just cleaning". There's no such thing as 'cleaning', you either
>pluck or don't and that is when you become "mutanammisah".
>11. Stop wearing SEE-THROUGH abayas PLEASE... and stop becoming
>"KAASIAATEN 3aariyaat".
>12. Please stop dating at EPPCO & ENOC Stations, or getting your
>boyfriend's car in Burjuman's or Hamarain's basement parking - it is
>BLOODY OBVIOUS!
>13. We know IT when you are on a date in a CINEMA, so, please stop
>panicking, take off your "gheshwa", breathe and watch the movie.
>14. Emptying your perfume's bottle before you go shopping on your
>clothes, and dragging the smell for a mile behind you doesn't turn
>us on by the way.
>15. And finally, YES, the same guy who gave you his number on the
>street or on the net, gave his number to all your friends at the
>college! :p