you will like this training!!!!
 

In order to assure the highest levels of quality in the work and productivity from our employees, it will now be our policy to regularly train everyone through our longstanding program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than other offices. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.

As you know, our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take S.H.I.T will be placed in the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to attend the supplemental program, EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T). Since your supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore. Obviously, they are full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T you may qualify for the supervisory or training position, either giving S.H.I.T to fellow employees or training other to take S.H.I.T.We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T). Those of you who become skilled in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs and eventually apply for a promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T). If you have any further questions, please direct them to: HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T. S.H.I.T).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T)

heey knight how about postive mental modlel
 

Heey night it looks that ur name has effected ur mind i mean

do u realy belive on this shit:p


Drak nights creats dark vision:p :p

Dear Wad al-wed,

Okay first of all my nick name is Knight NOT night
Both have beautiful meaning.
Any way
Do I believe in this sometimes yes sometimes NO.
Any way if you like it you can but your name in the list :D
Any way..
Dark nights created
Nightmare
with a spot of light Knight moved from the shade.

yes or no
 

I still cant understand some times YES or some times NO loooool:p :p

Ok knight good name;)

mmmmmmmmmm??????
 

i can't understand what u 2 r trying to say

help me to understand:confused: :confused: :confused:

Wad al-wed
Well let me see hemmmmmmmmmmmm.
when your boss or the management at your company is trying to get benefit from you no matter how without valuing your work Or if they want you t do what ever they ask to do without any question wellllllllllllllllaaaa you are in that program.

Sarafina how ya doin sis?

Any way I've a Q for ya?
Which part is fogy?

Any way I'll clarify it now well what I'm trying to say in the new world order there is tow types of companies either feeding you with honey or shit.
:cool:

well
 

well that was direct to the point

thanks:rolleyes:

Well Thats nice....
you know ameer keeping telling me that I'm not that good in explaining things...well most of the time...thanx again sarafina... :rolleyes:

oooh no dont plame ur self
 

No knight dont plame ur self u r still good person
but some time u find things hard to explaine:p :p