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Prison vs. Work
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> In Prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> In prison you get three meals a day.
> At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that
>one.
> In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
> At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
> At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the
>doors
> yourself.
> In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> In prison you can watch TV and play games.
> At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> In prison you get your own toilet.
> At work you have to share.
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> In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
> At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
> In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At
>work
> you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
>taxes
> from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
>inside
> wanting to get out.
> At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
> At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> In prison there are sadistic wardens.
> At work, we have managers.