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قلب الزهـــور 05-12-2012 04:43 AM

who is the deaf? it must be u !!!
 

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتة
who is the deaf? it must be u !!!

hey buddies,
hope this one will tickle your bone as mine
~~~~~~~

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.
“Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.”

“Well,” the doctor replied, “go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn’t reply move about 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so that we’ll get an idea about the severity of her deafness.”

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” He hears no response. He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
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She replies, “For the fourth time, vegetable stew!”

ملكة الرومنس 05-12-2012 02:31 PM

يعطيك ربي ألف عافيه
طرح رآئع وتواجد مميز ننتظر مزيد من العطاء

ودي وتقديري

شمس القوايل 06-12-2012 02:15 AM

Thank you,

it's a nice topic

We are waiting for the new ONE

قلب الزهـــور 09-01-2013 03:41 AM

اقتباس:

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يعطيك ربي ألف عافيه
طرح رآئع وتواجد مميز ننتظر مزيد من العطاء
ودي وتقديري

Thank you very much, you wonderful

قلب الزهـــور 09-01-2013 03:42 AM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة شمس القوايل (المشاركة 5458232)
Thank you,




it's a nice topic



We are waiting for the new ONE

Thank you very much, you wonderful


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