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القلـــــب الحنــــــون 08-11-2006 07:48 PM

Funny situations between boys & girls
 

Hello & Welcome every one

Today I have funny topic about boys & girls

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Funny situations between boys & girls..........


BOY : I can't leave you...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.



BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away ??
BOY : Were you away ??


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life ...


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you !
GIRL : How soon ??


BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours !
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours !!!


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!


BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance ?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !!!


BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday ?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !!!


BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out !
GIRL : Okay, get out !!!


BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together ?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck.

:wed11000:


طائر الكناري 08-11-2006 10:28 PM

very nice (^_^)

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 08-11-2006 10:41 PM

:biggrin:

Thanks for your replay

Rock Star 08-11-2006 11:46 PM

loooooooooooool xD

اكثر شي عجبني :a026:

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice

ههههههه >.>

thanks alot ^^

الهدار 18-11-2006 02:45 AM

It is very nice dialogue

thanks teacher

Ξوجودك.¸.أفقدهΞ 18-11-2006 03:49 AM


v. nice

Many thanks she enjoyed its reading

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jroo7

الراااايقة 19-11-2006 04:03 AM

WOOOOOW,يالقلب الحنون


They were really cute jokes, or phrases
I like them so much

thanks sweety

المســــافر راح 20-11-2006 04:36 PM

looooooooooooooool
it was so funny so cool thank a lot

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 23-11-2006 03:46 PM

Im so glad for the replaies

I should thank all of u

Cya in other topic :wed11000:

أميرة فلسطين 29-11-2006 11:15 AM

Im v happy will reading
very nice

thanka alot

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 05-12-2006 06:04 AM

Thanks for your replay

walad jeddah 06-12-2006 05:00 PM

heeeeeeeeey
that was really cool and nice
thanks alot
bye

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 19-12-2006 05:37 AM

Thanks my dear for your reply

AbdAlMajeeD 19-12-2006 09:10 AM

thanks teacher



دمت بووود حبي

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 20-12-2006 05:32 AM

Thanks my dear for your replay

فجــر 20-12-2006 02:09 PM


"
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life

"

Ohhh GOSH
!

I confess that WE as - LADIES- BLAB all the time

but its not that MUCH:Rolleyes:

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.

it was honostly FUNNY

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appreciated




هــــــــاوي. 22-12-2006 07:30 PM

good futher for u

كتبتها اجتهاد صح ولا خطاء

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 04-01-2007 11:05 AM

Thanks my dears for your reply

!ارجوك اعفيني! 23-01-2007 11:13 AM

thanks

it's really and nice conversation and situations

it's make me very happy

!ارجوك اعفيني! 23-01-2007 11:21 AM

tkanks alqalb

it's make me very happy

ســــارة 05-02-2007 04:18 PM

thanks alot dear

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 08-02-2007 10:57 AM


Thanks my dears for your reply

a.leissa 10-02-2007 08:11 AM

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number


how funny it is !


accept my passing precious

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القلـــــب الحنــــــون 04-05-2007 02:40 PM

hahahahahahaha

+++ maybe +++


And Thanks my dear for your reply

القادم من ورا 04-07-2007 07:33 PM

Thank You So Much


What A Nice Topic

I Realy Enjoyed In This

أحاسيس الغرام 04-07-2007 09:31 PM

alqalb alhanoon





thanks alot dear for this funny conversation

ROPY 08-07-2007 02:33 PM

يسلمووو ع الموضوع،،،،،،.


بانتظار جديدكــــــــــ،،،،،،،،،


ودمتم


روبي

عيونكـ غرامي 02-01-2008 08:37 AM

Thank you very beautiful theme

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 30-03-2008 09:20 AM

And Thanks my dears for your reply

!! ملكـ ع ـالمي !! 05-04-2008 10:12 PM


ورووووووووووووعه
تقبلوا مروري

ساحر النبض 22-04-2008 09:51 AM

thanks teacher

القلـــــب الحنــــــون 02-07-2008 08:10 AM

And Thanks my dears for your reply

ρяίηcεss ŊờỜớŊớ 05-07-2008 07:15 AM





wow tht was sooooo FunnY ^___^ LOL

heeheieheee those R my toP 3 ^_~



BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


......................................


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice ?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice !!!
............................
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
...........................



thaaaaaanx alot bro ^__^

أحاسيس الغرام 06-07-2008 11:31 PM

So Funny hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

مستنياك0 08-07-2008 10:18 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha <<<< Laughing on the boy who said

what's your phone number ??

I think he want to escape from paying money to bring a ring for the girl <<< That' means he is handless

or may be he was drunk >>>> Ha Ha Ha Ha

>>>> sorry because i talked so mush and also i wanted to complete but i felt shy


Thank you & Accept my pass

:)

Dal32009 15-07-2008 07:13 AM

Thank you





accept my passing


الساعة الآن 03:07 AM.