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Sarafina 08-10-2002 12:58 AM

lets ask funny Questions
 
ok, i have an idea

let ask funny Questions and the one who give the correct answer wins
ok
let start.

my Question is

there is a lady who lives in the tenth flour of a building
every morning she use the left to the ground flour to go to her work
but in the eavning when she comes from work she uses the left to the 8th flour and then use the stair to the tenth flour
WHY
?????



think funny...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wad al-wed 08-10-2002 01:14 AM

I will try
 
Hmmmmmmmmm let me see mybe she is blond women looooooooooool :p

No i think mybe she is a fat women and she promise her hasbuned to use the stair when she comes back from work:p

Sarafina 08-10-2002 03:42 PM

noooooo
 
No, sorry u r wrong.

try agian

think funny


:D :D :D

Wad al-wed 09-10-2002 12:39 AM

Can u help us pls sarafina
 
Well sarafina this is hard one u mybe need to help us .

a little to find the right answer
Ok sarafina I have one

In africa they found baby elphant with out nose I mean 5artoom can any body tell me why??:p

hammam 09-10-2002 01:47 PM

sarfina ur question is very hard
and it is kind of a strang question
i thought about it alot but i couldnt find the answer
so try to give us any clue about this question

sander 09-10-2002 03:08 PM

Amm….
What could it be……?
Let's say: because she wants to look tired when she arrives!?
Because she is a………………… (SILLY LADY)!!! :o

Sarafina 09-10-2002 04:20 PM

ok...ok...ok
 
i'm sorry u r also wrong Sander

and the answer is just so simple

i'll give u the answer .....it is






the women is too short
and she can only reach the 8th four button,
so she just press it because she can't reach the 10th button. so the answer is just she is too short

hahahahah

about ur question Wad
,
is it because he was not born in Sodan????maybe:p :p :p :D

Wad al-wed 09-10-2002 08:42 PM

Good one sarafina
 
Loooooooooool yeah i know now why:p

poor lady she is short:D



Nice try sarafina but u r close sarafina think about the elphenat parants ;)

hammam 10-10-2002 05:12 AM

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
nice sarfina
very nice
thank u

Sarafina 10-10-2002 04:22 PM

wht could the reason be Wed???????????mmm
 
i can' t think Wed
something about the parents
????????????????????????
help me ....more clue.

Please :confused: :confused: :confused:

Wad al-wed 10-10-2002 09:42 PM

OK think of this
 
Ok sarafina u need a help Ok.just think of the elephant mother Nationalty,loooool sarafina i almost give u the answer:p

][MALAK][ 13-10-2002 09:11 PM

mybe his father from africa & his mother from taiwan
loooooooooooooool
it's just trying :)

sander 13-10-2002 09:51 PM

Because elephant always hold their babies trunks :rolleyes:

Wad al-wed 14-10-2002 05:08 AM

Nice try guys
 
Heey guys nice try but I think malak is close


this elphant mother is philipino:p


malak u have a sence of humar:p

sander 14-10-2002 06:38 AM

Hmm…
I don't get it!?
Would some one clear it for me…?
Do I sound silly?
Dose it have some thing to do with their small nose?

Sarafina 14-10-2002 04:18 PM

hahahahah
 
so nice, Wed
how did i miss this

any it was just funny

have this new Question from me.

the members of the right hand club about 14 person all shelter under one umbrella , all stand in one side of the umbrella, and yet none get wet
why????????????? think funny.
bye:) :) :D :p :p

sander 14-10-2002 04:23 PM

It's not raining out there… :rolleyes:

Sarafina 14-10-2002 04:26 PM

waww
 
so fast
and its just correct

think funny

bye;) ;) ;)

Wad al-wed 15-10-2002 01:46 AM

Yes U R right sander
 
Yes right sander philphino has small nose :p


sarafina ur last question was answred by sender so please answer this one:p



Camal is holding to sheeps in a corner WHY??


:p :p

Sarafina 16-10-2002 07:07 PM

mmmmmmmmmm
 
help me Wed
can u explain ur question to me

i can't understand:cool: :cool: :cool:

sander 16-10-2002 09:22 PM

Camel is holding to sheep's in a corner WHY??
Hmm… he is showing of!
Like: hey! I'm so powerful!

I don't know… it's a difficult question! :rolleyes:

Wad al-wed 16-10-2002 10:22 PM

try again
 
Hi guys
This camal is mad from those 2 sheeps cuz they named him something make him upset


think about what did they called him :p

][MALAK][ 17-10-2002 06:03 AM

mmmmmmmmm

camal n sheeps
what called him????????

It's difficult wad...

Wad al-wed 17-10-2002 07:01 AM

nice try malak
 
heey malak its not hard just think of some thing in the camal body :p

The Knight 17-10-2002 07:51 AM

Guys your game is funny. Any way back to the Q.

I think he wanna know which one of them called him a name about his nose.
is it right?
let us wait and see
:D :D

Wad al-wed 17-10-2002 08:14 AM

U R close
 
Hey knight u r very close :p
try again

The Knight 17-10-2002 09:53 AM

Dear don't tell me they said something about his nose holes.
they called him abou khanafer...I don't know but this what my friend is telling me

Sarafina 17-10-2002 07:18 PM

mmmmmmmm
 
i'm stil can't get ur answer Wed
but why not u tru this

one day a boy went out with his father in the car
the father was driving so badly and it was raining
suddnly, out of the blue, a big car was comming to thier side , everything was fast and an accident happens
the father died on spot and the boy was taken to the hospital with serious problems
a good doctor was called to operate the boy
the doctor comes and look at the boy and said, i can't operate him because hi is my son??? HOWWWW;) ;)

The Knight 17-10-2002 08:23 PM

Okay. The doctor is right he either the father of the boy and the driver is the grand father, or the doctor is the grand father of the boy either way the doctor is the boy’s father.

ÇäÇ ãÑÒæÞÉ 17-10-2002 11:02 PM

hi all
well for ur question wad-alwed
he held those sheps because he wanted to konw who is that called ( badawee ) write ?

ßäÇÑí ãä ÌÏå 17-10-2002 11:47 PM

WE WANT A FUNNY 1
 
HI EVERY ONE CANARY IS HERE
THERE IS A GAY HAS NAME IS SAM SAW A GIRL WITH NICE LEGS
SAM ASK THE GIRL
?WHAT A NICE LEGS? WHAT TIME THEY OPEN
THIS IS A FUNNY QUESTION
AND SORRY IF SOME OF U DOESN'T LIKE IT
SEE U ALL IN THE NEXT FUNNY QUES
CANARY

Wad al-wed 18-10-2002 07:44 AM

Hi guys
 
heyy guys lets take it one by one


ok the camal was upset cuz one of the sheps caleed him BIG LIPS:p


Nice try knight on sarafina question mybe u r right=:p :p

Ok now canary question is hard to answer it:D :D we will let u answer it canary:p :p

take care all of you

coco 18-10-2002 10:58 PM

hi guys and girls

i don't know what does canary mean
;)

but i will try to answer it
lets think
ah i got it

it opens when canary's legs close

Sarafina 19-10-2002 12:29 AM

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
hi all
anout my question
Knight u r neer to the answer but let me tell u all

the doctor was right about the boy being son
but what u all didn't think about it is that
she was his mother
the doctor is a female doctor
hahhhhhahah :D:D

and for u canary
can u give us some clue

bye:D :D :D :D

Sarafina 23-10-2002 03:33 PM

heeeeeeeeeee
 
where is everyone,
Canary help us more , we can't gues the answer ?????,.


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