How to be observant
 

Learning To Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on
'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be
observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it
into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in
disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was
passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and
then put it into their mouth.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If
any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put
my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth." :p

Haaa haa haaa
Thanx buddy
That was so funny…
Give us more dude! :D

Here is another one
 

Sure sander u want another one read this:p

Making The Grade


A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances
down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.

"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... *anything*!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything???"

"Yes...Anything!!!"

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"




:p :p

loooooooool
thanx bro
this is a good one too

Hee hee hee
That was hilarious!!
Thanx dude.
I like it so much (^_^)

U R welcome
 

Hi guys
hammam and you sander iam glade that u guys liked my story..


guys iam still watting 4 ur return*e

I'm back wad
I like the way you care about us
You are so nice…
Glad to know some one like you*3

Same here sander
 

thanx sander for ur sweet words .its my plessuer to know guys like you .soooo please make permanet come back*e

Realy it was nice joke

in the start i was disgusted and i said why she told us that


Then i laugh very much . So we have to be careful from any professor


Thank you again