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ROPY 12-02-2008 11:43 AM

The Beautiful and a Bungler
 


This morning on the freeway to work,
I looked over to my left and there was
a beautiful Woman
in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her Face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked just away
for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane
with flashing signal,
still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare that easy.
But she scared the hell out of me
that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked
the breakfast of donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
my pride big Jim and the twins balls,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants,
and disconnected an important business call.

now who is the best drivers
women or men ????
looooooooooooooool

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عيونكـ غرامي 24-02-2008 03:50 PM

Thank you very beautiful theme

ROPY 25-02-2008 01:06 AM






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عبدالمجيد الزهراني 03-03-2008 10:01 PM

thank you lest

ROPY 03-04-2008 04:55 PM






عبد المجيد

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!! ملكـ ع ـالمي !! 05-04-2008 10:14 PM


ورووووووووووووعه
تقبلوا مروري

ROPY 10-04-2008 08:18 PM





herty

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الــمــهــاجــر 14-04-2008 01:41 AM

يسلموو وووووووووووو اختي

Madcap 16-04-2008 02:47 PM

thax, i believe we could drive safely thanx men do lolz

ROPY 19-04-2008 03:49 PM





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