>An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
passengers on board
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best
NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't
afford to die...So he took the first pack and left the
plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the

wife of the former president of the United States, I
am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am

a New York Senator." She just took the second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm
President of the United States of America, I have a

great responsibility being the leader of a superpower
nation. And above all I'm the smartest President in

American history, so America's people won't let me

die". So he took the pack next to him and jumped out
of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth

passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and
frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic

I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last

parachute. The boy said, "It's OK, there's a

parachute left for you. America's smartest President
has taken my school bag